He bit me so I retaliated... I killed him. And his wife. I even went so far as so squish his house with all his little ones still inside it. I feel kinda bad.
Still, the stupid wasp gets the last laugh as I hunt and peck with a handicapped left hand (where the hell is the k?)- the right a useless, pain-filled flipper. Stupid wasp.
Each time I bump it I want to run out front, find his remains and squish them some more- just him though, cuz I feel pretty bad about offing the family.
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